I'm kicking off the weekend with three equally bad poems from my high school journals: Remember You (date unknown, transcribed into a journal 4/11) I don't think about you (as much as I used to) only when I hear our song Has it been that long- Since we touched? Since we danced? After goodbye you … Continue reading Bad Poetry Friday
My (So-Called) Writing Life: An Early Start
As a writer, the question I get asked the most is: When did you first start writing. A: In the Womb (kidding). Not to brag, but I wrote (and illustrated) my first picture book in kindergarten. It was about my family trip to our cabin in Georgia and went along the lines of "We hiked up … Continue reading My (So-Called) Writing Life: An Early Start
Mortification Monday
Each Monday, I'll offer a glimpse into my teenage diaries. No joke (and no editing). 11-16-1993 Dear Diary, Kyle dumped me yesterday. I was so mad but know I am happy. I ignore him now. I had Drew ask John C. out for me. Kyle is a immature, insensitive prep, ugly jerk with plastic hair. … Continue reading Mortification Monday
Testing 1, 2, 3..Is this thing on?
Hello? Hello? <crackle> <feedback> Sorry about that. Guess I shouldn't eat the microphone. I'm Danielle, your headliner tonight. I'd like to thank you in advance for sticking through the show, especially since there are no refunds. You can learn more about me in the About Me tab. In the meantime, enjoy some bad poetry, middle … Continue reading Testing 1, 2, 3..Is this thing on?