Mortification Monday

Each Monday, I'll offer a glimpse into my teenage diaries. No joke (and no editing). 11-16-1993 Dear Diary, Kyle dumped me yesterday. I was so mad but know I am happy. I ignore him now. I had Drew ask John C. out for me. Kyle is a immature, insensitive prep, ugly jerk with plastic hair. … Continue reading Mortification Monday

Testing 1, 2, 3..Is this thing on?

Hello? Hello? <crackle> <feedback> Sorry about that. Guess I shouldn't eat the microphone. I'm Danielle, your headliner tonight.  I'd like to thank you in advance for sticking through the show, especially since there are no refunds. You can learn more about me in the About Me tab. In the meantime, enjoy some bad poetry, middle … Continue reading Testing 1, 2, 3..Is this thing on?