Mortification Monday

Each Monday, I’ll offer a glimpse into my teenage diaries. No joke (and no editing).

11-16-1993

Dear Diary,

Kyle dumped me yesterday. I was so mad but know I am happy. I ignore him now. I had Drew ask John C. out for me. Kyle is a immature, insensitive prep, ugly jerk with plastic hair. He is so ugly he makes Mark L look like a god. Krystal’s back.! Yeah. I HATE MY EX KYLE. He could make the world happy by jumping off the Skyway Bridge or kiss himself. He can kiss my ASS!!!!!!!!!! If he thinks he can drop me like a fly. I’ll get him good.

Love, Danielle

Notes on the entry above:

1) Clearly Kyle and I weren’t meant to last. I have no idea why he dumped me.
2) Who is John C? Did he even say yes to me asking him out?
3) Man was I mad.
4) The Skyway Bride connects St. Petersburg to Sarasota. Once it broke and killed a bunch of people. Suspension bridges still terrify me.

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