Sorry about that. Guess I shouldn’t eat the microphone.
I’m Danielle, your headliner tonight. I’d like to thank you in advance for sticking through the show, especially since there are no refunds. You can learn more about me in the About Me tab.
In the meantime, enjoy some bad poetry, middle school angst, high school horror stories, and occasional writing updates. I’m wearing my high school heart on my sleeve one blog post at a time.
<sound of mic dropping to floor>