Mortification Monday

If there was ever any question about how much of a dork I was at 13, these two entries are the proof.




Saturday, August 20th, 1994

Dear Diary,

I am so sunburned I look like a tomato. Adventure Island was fun though I got ditched. I really think Jason likes Sarah. They flirt a lot. We visited Mr. Pizza Head’s grave and gave him a flower. I cleaned my room but I don’t think it would stay nice for long.




Sunday, August 1st, 1994

Dear Diary

I was so embarrassed! I was doing fine acolyting when I went to take the offering I found out that my sister was bringing it down. I bit my lip to keep from laughing. I was also sent to my bed for an hour. I read (I wasn’t supposed to) and got in trouble because my sister was spying on me. Now I have to go to bed early. I don’t care though.

Love, Danielle

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