New shorts!

This month I have two new short stories up.

You can read “Bulletproof Breasts” in University of Memphis’s Pinch Journal. I wrote this in a flash fiction class I took in 2005. It sat untouched on a floppy drive for ten years before I rediscovered it. I reworked it and worked at finding it a home. 43 rejections later, the fine editors at Pinch loved the humor and “adopted” it.

“Self-Check” is in the Spring issue of Cleaver Magazine.