NaNoWriMo Tips for 2013

I’ll keep this short because if you’re like me, you’re behind on your NaNoWriMo word count goals and it hasn’t even been a week.  Instead of writing, you’re sitting in front of a space heater, eating an almond “ice cream” sandwich while watching The Wire. Wait, you’re not? Okay, it’s just me. Hopefully you’re cruising along … Continue reading NaNoWriMo Tips for 2013

What to do now that NaNoWriMo is over: A 12 Step Program for Writers

First of all congrats to all who finished NaNoWriMo last Friday, or anyone who has recently finished writing their (first) novel. You’re probably asking yourself, “What do I now that I’ve finished my first novel?” Here is my time-tested post-novel writing survival guide. NOTE: Do not skip ahead to step 12 until you are absolutely ready. Revision … Continue reading What to do now that NaNoWriMo is over: A 12 Step Program for Writers

NaNoWriMo Week 4 Check In & 2012 Excerpt

Ack! *Muppet arms* There’s only two days left of NaNoWriMo and I don’t know about you, but I was in danger of FAILING. Then I chained myself to my chair and pretty much wrote 11k words in three days by mostly doing 15 minute sprints. This year’s story was a real sh*teous work of art … Continue reading NaNoWriMo Week 4 Check In & 2012 Excerpt

NaNoWriMo Week 3 Check In & 2011 Excerpt

Hello Chickens Turkeys! We’re well over 2/3 done with that NaNoWriMo Beast. Are you still alive? If you need some advice to keep rolling, I’ve got  a few words for you: keep that butt in the chair! It might be sore, but you can do it! Some fools are already done and bragging about it. If they … Continue reading NaNoWriMo Week 3 Check In & 2011 Excerpt

NaNoWriMo Week 2 Check In & 2010 Excerpt

We’re nearly two full weeks into NaNoWriMo and I’m already 5056 words behind. I don’t know about you, but this year NaNoWriMo is kicking my ass. It doesn’t help that Scrivner is missing over 2000 words I wrote yesterday. It makes me want to cry and punch my computer in the face. My daily word … Continue reading NaNoWriMo Week 2 Check In & 2010 Excerpt

NaNoWriMo Week 1 Check In & 2009 NaNoWriMo Excerpt

Hello, Lovelies. I hope Week 1 of NaNoWriMo is treating you well and that you’ve made your word count goals and have pretty much made this novel your bitch. If you are following the word count daily goal, you “should” be at 11,669 words. I’ll be honest. I am already behind. I skipped a day, … Continue reading NaNoWriMo Week 1 Check In & 2009 NaNoWriMo Excerpt